in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke



one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken



May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.


im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

today i scrubbed a a frying pan so hard that it broke how did your day go

the entire formation on my new header pic wont show up in its entirety unless i dont stretch it gg


don’t listen to them cody 


The next supreme


Cameraman can’t get enough.

Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.