robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

today i scrubbed a a frying pan so hard that it broke how did your day go

the entire formation on my new header pic wont show up in its entirety unless i dont stretch it gg

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

yogaboi:

The next supreme

funtimesindrumcorps:

Cameraman can’t get enough.

Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.
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